Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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