Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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