You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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