wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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