Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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