Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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