I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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