I want to walk on stilts...naked
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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