let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
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