In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
This is classic penis vs brain.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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