Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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