i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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