playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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