i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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