i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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