i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
