Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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