Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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