your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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