Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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