Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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