Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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