Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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