I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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