There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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