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I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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