Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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