what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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