i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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