Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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