the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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