i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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