i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I stole a fireplace last night.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Is Oprah even human
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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