her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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