Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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