Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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