worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
the condom got lost in my hair
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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