I hate all girls vehemently.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Do vagina's smell?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
