yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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