Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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