I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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