How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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