SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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