I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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