quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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