I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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