Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
if only i could text you this smell
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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