Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Randomize
