she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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