Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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