I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
We got so high we made milksteak
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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