I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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